But, no matter what degree of order I have in the class, it can be broken in an instant. All hell breaks loose, students start to howl, cover their noses with their shirts, crinkle up their cute little faces, and begin to yell, "AWWW! SOMEBODY FARTED!"
Yeah, you've just got to give it some time. Open some windows and hope the odor leaves quickly. If there's a teacher reading this that knows a secret to regain control of a class after somebody rips a bad one, please leave me a comment. It sure would be great to know.
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i've stumbled across your blog and will now add it to my subscriptions. always glad to hear of news from your world, even if it's a little stinky (pun intended). :)
There's no way around such things. Life ---- (sigh).
LOVE YOU!
I asked my kids what they would do if they were in a job interview and their future boss farted. They'd better start learning now how to deal with it maturely. ¡Bueno suerte!
haha... i just stumbled across your blog Billy. I teach 2nd graders and the first time somebody farted and they started laughing i said in my most serious teacher voice "farting is a part of life... everyone does it and it's gonna happen again. So, stop laughing." oddly enough it's worked. no one laughs anymore.. worth a shot i guess?
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